CONTACT

FOR ORDERS:
To place an order with me, please send me an email at maggotorium_amputee@yahoo.com, provide me a list of what you're wanting along with a valid shipping address at the bottom of the message, and I'll get back in touch with you with a total price including shipping.

Orders will be automatically cancelled if payment is not made within 48 hours (2 days) after placing the order - NO exceptions!  So please, please, please have funds ready when getting ready to order.

Also, there is a $20 minimum purchase for all International / Canadian orders and a $10 minimum purchase for all US / Domestic Orders.  Hey, shipping's not cheap.  Sorry.

FOR SPLITS & SUBMISSIONS:
Now, as far as reaching out to me for splits goes.... well, ordinarily I would say "Just ask", and that is still true, BUT here's where I'd really like to interject:

If you're wanting to do a split with me, please have all your shit ready upon emailing me. Chances are that I'm not going to say "No" and will agree to participate, & this weeds out the flakes and the fakes. And by "all the shit", I mean all the tracks you're wanting to use, any recording info/contact info you wish to share for the artwork, and even artwork if applicable. The last one isn't really a prerequisite, really, as I can usually handle the artwork, but I know some people like doing artwork themselves, in which case, is completely fine with me, just so long as it fits the aesthetic of the project(s). And if you have to wait for me, that's fine, because - and not trying to sound like an arrogant dickhead - I know I'll get my stuff finished. I know how I work; I do not know, however, how YOU work.

Also, if you're wanting to do a split with me, PLEASE don't send me a mini session for this that's, like, 3 minutes or less - I fucking hate micro splits like that, where it's over so quick if you blink you'll miss it. Standard split length with me is anywhere between 5-9 minutes per project (and even then I'd settle for 4). If you're going to split with me, then ACTUALLY split with me. Also, any split we do will be released through this label, Regurgitated Stoma Stew Productions. Got a label yourself and you wish to co-release with me? That's completely fine; just please let me know.

Got an issue with any of these stipulations or rules? Find someone else to split with. Very simple.

Sorry for sounding like a jerk about all of this, but I've really had more than my fair share of idiots, flakes, assholes, fakes, goobers and dipshits over the years who beg, plead, and practically proposition me for a blow job for a split only to prove unreliable and go M.I.A., almost to the point where I get burnt out & almost walk away from all of this. This, hopefully, will help with that problem. Because, quite frankly? I honestly don't give a shit if we do a split or not.  Don't get me wrong, it'd be great if we do, but I'm not the one who asked for one in the first place. Keep that in mind. ;)

And I will not be releasing anything outside of my own projects, with the exception of splits. So, with that said, please do not send me submissions for release as they will go ignored.

And so we end this portion of the blog on a good note, I do sincerely appreciate everyone and anyone who truly supports me, has just as much fun with my stuff as I have putting it together, who's been inspired by me in some way (always feels weird to say or even think about, heh...), and who isn't a scene ruiner. I truly do THANK YOU.

Cheers,
Bobby